T-Shirt
“There Is No List” – Lady Justice Edition | Unisex Softstyle Protest Shirt
There is no list.
The Department of Justice put that sentence on official letterhead on July 7, 2025. The shirt is what the country said back.
THE STORY
The two-page DOJ & FBI memo released July 7, 2025 declared three things: no incriminating client list, no credible evidence of blackmail, and that Epstein died by suicide. It arrived with thousands of redacted pages. Rep. Ro Khanna called the release an "incomplete release" in violation of the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Survivors disputed the no-blackmail finding. The DOJ's rationale for the redactions: victim privacy and ongoing investigations.
Then the line went out. There is no list. Repeated by officials. Quoted in headlines. The line became the official position and the joke and the indictment all in the same week.
THE RECEIPT
A blindfolded Lady Justice, muted and off-balance. One scale carries a folded, redacted document marked Epstein. The other scale is empty. Chiseled in the stone at the base: THERE IS NO LIST. Grayscale. Embroidery-safe. The visual is the legal position rendered as the statue that's supposed to oppose it.
WHY THIS MATTERS
When the institutions tell the country there is nothing to see, the country's job is to record that they said it. The shirt is the record. The redactions are still there. The empty scale is still empty.
WEAR IT
When the world says to look away.
SizeXS
ColorCharcoal
$29.99
Product information & care
Care
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not bleach
- Iron on reverse if needed
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